Thing's I've Learned, Volume 1

• Funerarias are open 24 hours.  You can buy a coffin day or night.
• Getting caught talking on your cell phone while driving only costs about $30 here as opposed to $255 in Ontario.  That is if you even get caught.
• A bus full of teenage boys who have spend all day playing soccer in +40^oC is stinky (but fun!)
• If you want to find someone, just shout their name until they come.
• Your status is measured by how many keys you have – I only have four so I’m not cool.
• The sun is always there and 9:30am is a perfectly good time to get a sunburn… on your ankles…
• …The term “Community Driving” which means that you actually have to care about the other people on the road or nobody will survive.
• A ratio of 1 teacher to 100 children can still make for a successful morning routine.
• Grab on to the back of a truck if you need a ride up the side of a mountain on your bike.